Okay writing brain, I want you to look at something
So cute you can’t stand it right?
Okay, now take a long hard look at this.
That is right. Either you finish up the last thousand words on this short story for the nice Mr. Anthologist or I am going to club this baby seal.
I mean it. Do not screw with me here. This story needs an ending. Go stick it like an olympic gymnast or fluffybutt is going to eat lumber.
GO!
-Seamus