Okay writing brain,  I want you to look at something

So cute, some of the audience is actually exploding into unicorns and glitter

So cute you can’t stand it right?

Okay, now take a long hard look at this.

I think you see where I am going here.

That is right.  Either you finish up the last thousand words on this short story for the nice Mr. Anthologist or I am going to club this baby seal.

I mean it.  Do not screw with me here.  This story needs an ending.  Go stick it like an olympic gymnast or fluffybutt is going to eat lumber.

GO!

-Seamus