Two, Two..ah ah ah (posts in one day)

Hello again,

The last post was so heartfelt and shiny I felt the need to post something less wholesome, or at least weird.

I would like, if I may, to take you on a journey.

Now class, raise your hands if you know who Cthulhu is.  Hmms, yes, you, you, of course you, wow you little Susie?  Okay most of you know who I am talking about.

Now… read these lyrics.

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we’re only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I’m way up here
It’s crystal clear
That now I’m in a whole new world with you
Now I’m in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world
Don’t you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath – it gets better
I’m like a shooting star
I’ve come so far
I can’t go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I’ll chase them anywhere
There’s time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That’s where we’ll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me

Am I the ONLY person who reads these lyrics and think that other than the word Princess the whole thing could be a love song from a Shuggoth to some poor schmuck sorceror who failed to learn banish before summon?  It really does give the song a whole new perspective that makes me chuckle just a little.

-Seamus

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