Art imitates life

But folks, I got nothing here.  Nothing.

Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double

Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

I can’t even begin to imagine what writing prompts it might take for me to come up with this unlikely bit of reality.  Dumbfounded is the only word that fits the look on my face as I read this.

Dwarf…

Wales…

Porn…

Gordon Ramsay double?

BADGER DEN?!?!

That’s it, I’m going back to bed.  This 2012 stuff is real, I tell you.

-Seamus

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4 Responses to Art imitates life

  1. Phew. I just called my dwarf porn double and he’s doing fine. A bit chafed is all.

  2. Govoria says:

    Badger den.
    Badger den is where I get stuck.
    BADGER DEN.

  3. seamusbayne says:

    WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ BADGERS!

  4. Toni says:

    was it a Honey Badger Den? If so, then no one cares.

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