Side business

Readers,

See a need, fill a need, I always say.  I’m looking for some “high-impact” people with a long rap sheet extensive background in cruelty adminstering physically positive reinforcement.

“Get writing, or get beaten.”

Applicants should send the thumb of someone they don’t like to my P.O. box.

-Seamus

(no, not really, please don’t send me any body parts.)

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