I still live

Those of you were of drinking age in the 90s know what I'm talking about hereAnd snark…

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This just about sums it up

I miss Ren & Stimpy.

– S

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In the running for the best damn Margarita: El Monumento, Margarita Clasica

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Damn, brother. It’s been a fur piece since I had one this perfect. Also, yes, I live.

-S

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If you find yourself in need of inspriation

This soundtrack will carry you across the pages like a horse at full gallop as the steady drum beat and strings wring the words out of you. 

-Seamus

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And on this day

Dear readers,

Nothing was a surprise, few were fooled, and for those few who were, it was not an unusual state of being on this, or any other day. The jaded cynic in us sneered in loathing of the paltry, desperate and over-wrought attempts to bring novelty to the permanent state of NOW that exists on the internet, each day but a recapitulation of the day before, filled with more useless cats, more traumatized testicles, more tired memes; clever like a hollow chocolate bunny is filling, and that much less signal to all the noise, noise, noise.

Good night, ladies and gentlemen.

-Seamus

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Bonnie thinks you should writing

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Star Wars preamble in Ermagerdian

Readers,

  I am quite deep into a ton of life, (all good) and writing, (argh!) at the moment. Thus I give you:

ERMAGERD!

STERWERS: ER NER HERP

ERT ERS A PERERD ERF CERVERL WER RERBERL SPERCERSHERPS, STRERKIN FRERM A HERDERN BERS, HERV WERN THER FERST VERCTERER ERGERNST TH ERVERL GERLERCTERC ERMPERER 

DERIN DA BERTL, RERBERL SPERS MAHNERGERD TER STERL SERCRERT PLERNS TER DA ERMPERERS ERLTERMAHT WERPERN, DA DERTH STER, ERN ERMAHRERD SPERCER STERTERN WERTH ERNERGH PERER T DERSTRER ERN ERNTER PLERNERT 

PERSERD BER DA ERMPERERS SERNERSTER ERGERNTS, PRERNCERS LER RERCERS HERM ERBERD HER STERSHERP, CERSTERDERN ERF THER STERLERN PLERNS THERT CERN SERV HER PERPL ERND RERSTERER FRERDERM TER DA GERLERXER….

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